| Episode 1 | Rainforest Schmainforest
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 | The children are forced to join a choir sent to Costa Rica to perform against deforestation, but they end up lost in the rainforest and discover that the rainforest isn't worth saving. |
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| Episode 2 | Spontaneous Combustion
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 | Randy must solve the problem when citizens start spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Cartman plays Jesus in a "Stations of the Cross" play and ends up stuck on the cross. |
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| Episode 3 | The Succubus
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 | When Chef gets engaged, the boys become increasingly concerned as he seemingly becomes a different person. Meanwhile, Cartman becomes the butt of several pranks by his eye doctor. |
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| Episode 4 | Tweek vs. Craig
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 | Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny pit Tweek and Craig against each other. Meanwhile, the school shop teacher, Mr. Adler, copes with the loss of his wife, who died in a plane crash. |
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| Episode 5 | Jackovasaurus
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 | The town saves a species from extinction, but finds that they are an extremely annoying race that only Cartman can stand. |
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| Episode 6 | Sexual Harassment Panda
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 | A man in a panda costume is hired to teach the kids about sexual harassment, leading Cartman to sue Stan (and all the kids to sue the school) over claims of being harassed. |
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| Episode 7 | Cat Orgy
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 | Cartman is stuck at home with Stan's sister Shelley as his babysitter while his mom is at a meteor shower party. Meanwhile, Cartman's cat, Mr. Kitty, is in heat and goes searching for sex with other cats. |
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| Episode 8 | Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
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 | At the meteor shower party mentioned in the previous episode, Stan is stuck in a basement with a group of nerdy kids from school who become important to him when the ATF stakes out the party, thinking that the attendees will commit suicide when the meteor comes. Meanwhile, Randy feels uncomfortable after he and Gerald watch each other masturbate in a hot tub. |
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| Episode 9 | Jewbilee
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 | On the night of the aforementioned meteor shower, Kyle, Kenny, and Ike go to a Jewish scout camp where Moses appears. |
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| Episode 10 | Chinpokomon
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 | The boys become fascinated with the latest fad from Japan. |
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| Episode 11 | Starvin' Marvin in Space
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 | The boys must save Starvin' Marvin from the government and a Christian group who cares more about converting people from third-world countries than giving them food and shelter. |
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| Episode 12 | Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
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 | Nu metal band Korn guest stars in this episode where they are blamed for making Halloween immoral and the boys use Kyle's grandmother's corpse to scare the fifth graders. |
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| Episode 13 | Hooked on Monkey Phonics
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 | Cartman's mom buys a vocabulary-building kit to help Cartman win the spelling bee. Meanwhile, Kyle falls for a homeschooled girl with overprotective parents. |
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| Episode 14 | The Red Badge of Gayness
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 | During a Civil War reenactment, Cartman (as General Lee) leads the Confederate army to attack the Union soldiers across America. |
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| Episode 15 | Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
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 | Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical, featuring South Park characters singing twisted renditions of classic Christmas songs and a memorial piece to voice actress Mary Kay Bergman. |
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| Episode 16 | Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
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 | Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for their menstrual cycle, prompting Kyle to lie about "getting his period" and Stan to ingest hormone pills so he won't feel left out. Meanwhile, Jesus plans a New Years' party and is worried his father won't be there. |
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| Episode 17 | World Wide Recorder Concert
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 | The boys travel to Arkansas to perform at a recorder concert. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father about not being sexually molested as a child. |
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